Cubs password is real complicated: think Wrigley. Password is "gum"
No kidding. It works.
Looks like Hoyer has been trying to deal away the outfield:
1. June, 17, 2014. Offered Kalish to MM. Asked for Heaney. MM countered with Danish. Asked if we could get back five apple but MM will only go three cheese. Said talking to other clubs and will get back to them later.
2. June 18, 2014. Offered Ruggiano to LAA. They never heard of him. Gave link to BR. Will check out and get back to us.
3. June 20, 2014. Offered Sweeney to KCR. Asked for Zimmer and another guy. KCR said Zimmer died few days ago but they would see what they can do. Said not that Zimmer. Phone went dead. Will call Verizon.
4. June 22, 2014. Offered Coghlin to Bos. Asked for DelaRosa. They offered Yaz and insisted that still better than Coghlin. Agreed but will take mucho to get him in shape. Offered to throw in Barney. Bos asked for Soler instead. Said will take mucho to get Soler in shape. Looks like impasse.
5. June 23, 2014. Offered Schierholtz to NYY. Asked for Sanchez. NYY countered to take back remainder of Soriano dough. Told NYY will take Brooklyn Bridge if no Sanchez. Will consider.
6. June 24, 2014. Offered Lake to Phil. Said it will them younger. Phil says younger is nice but don't want Lake. Phil says Keith Law hates Lake. We said Law likes Kalish. Phil says in that case will offer the five Danishes and throw in another cheese. Think we have a deal here.