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These offers of money or booze must be against one of the rules somewhere.  Next we'll have someone like JR offering illicit sexual favors.

These offers of money or booze must be against one of the rules somewhere.  Next we'll have someone like JR offering illicit sexual favors.

Well I have been wondering what it'd take to get Kyle Schwarber.

I am willing to move Margot for a solid closer if any should have one to spare.  Speed guys who try to put a charge in the ball are rare and are Taylor made for this league.  Especially with low k rate.   

Also willing to move snell, great stuff and control seems fixable when you watch him throw tho when that is, who knows.

He needs some TuffSkin from Molina.

Or actually I guess I could just put Bradley at PU and be just fine too.  Six of one, half dozen of the other.

For 35 I might give you Watson. Almost out of Woodford Reserve...

I do have some nice homemade shine.

I'm curious.   How are we going to handle a guy like otaku who wants to play both ways?  What if he's very good as bat and arm?

Depends on how CBS handles it.  To work in their system, they might have to make Otaku two players, one that pitches, one that hits.  Otaku the hitter may be on your roster.  The pitcher might be on Dave's.  Or the owner of Otaku may have to make a choice.  Pitcher or hitter?  Those leagues which allow the reorganization of rosters every day may not have a problem.  CBS may allow an owner to flip a PU into the UP position which would help too.  But, all in all, we may not have control...we'll have to look to CBS.   Since CBS doesn't have the ability to give us the benefit of the hits our pitchers get, I wouldn't get too excited.