Ace would play QB and Gary would be a Center...
ACE: Say Gary, sure am proud to stand erect behind you for every play!
GARY: What a thrill!
ACE: And you really snap that ball hard, Gary!
GARY: I know you need those balls in your hands fast.
ACE: Thanks, Gary. It is important to pull out quick and fire those bullets out there.
GARY: And you have such a good head for the game, Ace.
ACE: Gary, you can't just get that kind of head, you've got to earn it!
Gross, but funny!!