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Dave23

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The Sidelines
« on: September 10, 2015, 10:04:21 am »
What's cooking on gameday? Where's the tailgate? Post any off-topic stuff here...

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Jackiejokeman

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2015, 03:48:48 pm »



 Time for some good ol' BEARS football music !


 


 


 


 That's our CHICAGO BEARS ! Gary Indiana dude at the end.


 Chicago known as the city of broad shoulders ...


 Gary ... Hammond known as its big fat ass.  :D
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otto105

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2015, 03:52:12 pm »
Real 2015 season bear music...


Jackiejokeman

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2015, 04:53:10 pm »



 Otto,


 Straight out of Chicago baby ...
 
 

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2015, 12:12:37 am »
"Straight out of Chicago, baby . . ." 

"I make love to a woman in five minutes time / Ain't that a Man"

He is so good.  What a first rate artist.  You know, Andy, over at the White Sox board, used to mow Muddy's lawn.  Muddy invited him in one afternoon for some barbecue.  Lo and behold sitting around the kitchen table is Mick, Keith, and I believe Ron Wood.  Can you imagine that?  Good Lord.  They were rehearsing before the Checkerboard Lounge concert in 1981
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Jackiejokeman

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2015, 05:39:30 pm »



 


 


 


 

otto105

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2015, 10:55:56 am »
Mood for Chicago fan this loser Monday...


Jackiejokeman

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2015, 12:58:57 pm »



 


 


 

Jackiejokeman

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2015, 01:16:36 pm »



 Got some KC barbecue coming up ... more music is needed.


 


 


 


 

Jackiejokeman

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2015, 11:57:14 pm »



 


 


 

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2015, 02:32:46 pm »
So my wife, 19 yr old daughter and I go out to eat then then I buy a 30 pack of beer at the Walmart liquor store.  The lady behind the counter asks for my daughters ID.  My wife tells her she is 19 and she doesn't need to see here ID because she isn't buying the beer.  The lady tells us she can't sell it to us until our daughter leaves the store.

My wife tells her either sell it to us or go get her manager.  She just looks at us.  My wife says go get your manager.  She leaves, gets another lady who picks up the phone calls someone and hands the lady the phone.  She asks the person on the other end of the phone if she can sell us the beer if we have our 19 yr old daughter with us.  Of course she was told to sell us the beer.

Lady, Here is your sign.

Then as we are leaving Walmart a car pulls up to us and a lady rolls down her window obviously wanting to tell us something.  We roll down the window and she says, "I am sorry but your exhaust is leaking" and just stares at us.  We are dumbfounded so we just smile and say thank you.  She says, "I am really sorry" and drives away.

My wife and I just looked at each other and busted out laughing.

WTF is in the air at Walmart?

otto105

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2015, 03:32:36 pm »
White trash conservatives.

boogie

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2015, 04:09:43 pm »
I pretty much avoid Walmart like the plague. 

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2015, 08:10:51 pm »
Obama voters.....

Jackiejokeman

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Re: The Sidelines
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2015, 05:14:03 pm »