Come see the Eberflus/Poles Traveling Circus and Clown Show !
SEE: Fastest QB stand like a deer in headlights behind an offensive line of misfit toys !
MARVEL: The mysterious vanishing number 1 WR ! He's there then suddenly dissapears !
LAUGH: At the clown car defense and offensive lines !
Cry: At the tragedy of Bears fans spending their hard-earned money on this garbage !
Good seats still available Sunday for a tilt with the Kansas City Chiefs. Come one, come all...
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**** Tock. Kevin Warren you are on the goddamn clock !