Yeah, I can only imagine what it's like living in Cardinals country.
Still, at the pure baseball level, the Cardinals are a dangerous rival. I respectfully fear how much more difficult they might be if they can add a 28-year-old Stanton in his prime.
He'll get paid less than Heyward this season, and for the next five years he'll be upper $20s, qualitatively like Heyward or maybe like Heyward + Koji. Probably a great contract during the Cubs playoff window. Great player, and if they can get him for surplus prospects, they'll be a much more challenging rival during the Cubs window.