I think we should get Paul Heyman as manager. As a manager, his guys always do well. Before the Star Spangled Banner, he could take the mike ans day, "Ladies and Gentleman, my name is Paul Heyman, and I am the manager of the once and future champions of the World, the Chicago Cubs, and this other team, so totally unworthy of being on the field with us, will suffer at our hands shortly."
It would be great!