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1. I break into Curt's house and steal his laptop in the name of a "principle",
2. to keep Curt from posting nonsense on the Internet,
3. in the vain hope that millions of people will hail me as a hero when in reality only fringe elements will consider it patriotic,
4. sell the laptop to the highest bidder,
5. then instead of standing on my principles I run away,
6. And to top it all off, in the name of keeping nonsense off the Internet, I hide out in Jesbeard's house.