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Yeah, I knew it was familiar.  Just re-emphasizing the importance. 

A panda walks into a bar.  He orders a plate of bamboo from the bartender and settles in to have lunch.  Once he's finished, he pulls out a .357 Magnum, fires three shots into the air, and walks out.  Another guy at the bar gives a WTF look to the bartender, who shrugs and hands over a wildlife book opened to the page on pandas.  It says "eats, shoots and leaves."