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JR

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #180 on: May 28, 2011, 07:36:03 am »
Keith Richards has two minutes as Dad.  I'd like to see that.  He gets to shoot someone too.

What does he shoot them up with?

By the way, I thought Pirates was a kid appropriate movie.

dogstoothe

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #181 on: May 29, 2011, 01:00:05 am »
Don't bad-mouth Keith, JR.  He'll probably outlive us all.

Cactus

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #182 on: May 30, 2011, 08:43:55 am »


Thinking of Oldfan and others who are no longer with us on this Memorial Day.

CurtOne

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #183 on: May 30, 2011, 09:00:14 am »
If this was Facebook, I'd tag a "Like" on that sentiment.

davep

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« Reply #184 on: May 30, 2011, 11:39:36 am »
When the IED hit my daughter's convoy 4 years ago, she only suffered a concussion, but 13 Afghanistani civilians were killed in the blast.

Since then, on every Memorial Day she goes down to the beach and places 13 white roses into the ocean.

That is what she is doing as I write this.

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #185 on: May 30, 2011, 12:21:33 pm »
Another "Like"

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #186 on: May 31, 2011, 12:25:34 am »
 
CAUTION!

 
Scoop's computer may be infected with the virus that is currently going around.  Be extra careful if you receive anything from her.

Cactus

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #187 on: May 31, 2011, 12:40:26 am »
CAUTION!

 
Scoop's computer may be infected with the virus that is currently going around.  Be extra careful if you receive anything from her.
The E-Mail will have her address in the "from" area rather than her name and there will be no subject.

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #188 on: May 31, 2011, 07:20:09 am »
Yeah, I got something from her.

davep

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #189 on: May 31, 2011, 01:51:03 pm »
Scoop always disliked you best.

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« Reply #190 on: May 31, 2011, 11:23:34 pm »
Always wear a condom when you open Scoops emails.  Better safe than sorry.

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #191 on: June 01, 2011, 12:27:28 pm »
I'm surprised there weren't more comments made on that one.  :)

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #192 on: June 01, 2011, 05:53:03 pm »
I didn't have a condom 23 years ago when Scoop and I had that one night together...

Wow.  Is the boy really turning 23 this year?  Scoop were getting old.

dogstoothe

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #193 on: June 02, 2011, 12:19:42 am »
I looked all through the archives of Worldcrossing for that famous back and forth between Wmljohn and the Femme Fatale, but it must have taken place before any saving was done. It was brilliant.  Such perfect timing, which I guess is what great comedy is all about.
« Last Edit: June 02, 2011, 02:28:48 am by dogstoothe »

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #194 on: June 02, 2011, 06:51:25 pm »
 Saggy pants mean no ride on one Texas bus system
 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110602/us_nm/us_saggypants_texas