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CurtOne

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« Reply #2040 on: July 06, 2015, 01:19:00 pm »
Yeah, I'll bet that makes it to the Darwin Awards this year.
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PRCubFan

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« Reply #2041 on: July 06, 2015, 01:54:16 pm »
Another recently deceased Missouri man that should be a Darwin candidate too:

http://www.kmov.com/story/29476613/missouri-man-killed-in-alligator-attack-in-texas
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JR

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« Reply #2042 on: July 06, 2015, 01:58:25 pm »
Quote from: PRCubFan on July 06, 2015, 01:54:16 pm
Another recently deceased Missouri man that should be a Darwin candidate too:

http://www.kmov.com/story/29476613/missouri-man-killed-in-alligator-attack-in-texas

Yeah that guy's last words were apparently "F*ck that alligator".

http://gawker.com/****-that-alligator-man-killed-seconds-after-mocking-1715887134
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davep

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« Reply #2043 on: July 06, 2015, 02:14:43 pm »
The report said it happened in west Texas, but that is an error.  There are no alligators in west Texas.

The attack actually happened in Orange, Texas, which is east of Houston, very close to the Louisiana border and at the south end of a 2 hundred mile long swamp.
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StrikeZone

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« Reply #2044 on: July 06, 2015, 05:23:09 pm »
Quote from: JR on July 06, 2015, 01:58:25 pm
Yeah that guy's last words were apparently "F*ck that alligator".

http://gawker.com/****-that-alligator-man-killed-seconds-after-mocking-1715887134

Were his last words announcing his intentions?
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CurtOne

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« Reply #2045 on: July 06, 2015, 05:45:26 pm »
He flunked science or he would have known that alligators lay eggs.
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davep

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« Reply #2046 on: July 06, 2015, 07:10:33 pm »
Those eggs have to get in there somehow.
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JBN

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« Reply #2047 on: July 06, 2015, 09:43:10 pm »
He may have been a Cubs fan and got sick of watching the useless hitters.
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Jes Beard

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« Reply #2048 on: July 16, 2015, 07:14:27 pm »
 Please share. 
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AndyMacFAIL

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« Reply #2049 on: July 17, 2015, 04:59:56 pm »
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« Reply #2050 on: July 17, 2015, 05:41:28 pm »
I dont understand this bacon craze.

Bacon has been around since the very first pig and you didnt hear all of this crap even 10 years ago.
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Jes Beard

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« Reply #2051 on: July 17, 2015, 06:25:03 pm »
Quote from: DUSTY on July 17, 2015, 05:41:28 pm
I dont understand this bacon craze.

Bacon has been around since the very first pig and you didnt hear all of this crap even 10 years ago.

Yeah.... I can't understand the American obsession with sex, either.  I mean, it has been around since.... well, since even before pigs and you didn't hear all this crap about sex even 10 years ago.
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AndyMacFAIL

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« Reply #2052 on: July 17, 2015, 09:55:24 pm »
Quote from: DUSTY on July 17, 2015, 05:41:28 pm
I dont understand this bacon craze.

Bacon has been around since the very first pig and you didnt hear all of this crap even 10 years ago.



Burger King offered a bacon sundae three summers ago.  It was fantastic. A perfect combo of the saltiness of the crisp bacon along with the sweetness of the hot fudge, caramel and vanilla ice cream.   They made a mistake discontinuing it and should bring it back every summer.  Daym Drops reviewed in on his YouTube channel.  This guy's food & drink reviews are usually funny as all hell:



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dogstoothe

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Re: The Bleachers
« Reply #2053 on: July 18, 2015, 12:41:52 am »
Everybody likes bacon, nobody likes sex.
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OkieCubsFan

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« Reply #2054 on: July 20, 2015, 01:20:25 pm »
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