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Anyone who has ever been in Morth Dakota, even flying over it, is considered to be a citizen.

Even so, that comprises less than a few dozen people.

Where the hell is Morth Dakota?

Morth Dakota is Goc's Country.

Moran.  It's morth of Mouth Dakota.

I am 70 years old.

I am not crazy about getting older, but given the alternatives, I have been rather comfortable with the thought.  Probably because I do not consider myself old.

Today I was leaving a restaurant and happened to be walking behind a young woman that was a 15 on a scale of 1 - 10, wearing extremely tight jeans and sweater, both of which had caught my attention.  Suddenly I was struck by the fact that I was looking at her not with lust, but rather as one would look at a piece of art.  Disconcerting, but not devastating.

Until, upon reaching the door, she held it open for me.

Depression is a terrible thing.

That's because I look older.

Hey, rubberfin, went through GC yesterday.

Curt likes to tease me.  He looks on me as a much younger brother.

People like Drew Peterson, Scott Peterson, OJ, and Sandusky scare me.  People who stonewall and claim innocence and seem to really believe it.  I couldn't do it.  I'd spill my guts so fast that the cops couldn't get it written down fast enough. 

You gotta be totally pathological.