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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
« Reply #1095 on: August 03, 2012, 05:19:25 pm »
LOL!!

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« Reply #1096 on: August 04, 2012, 01:36:28 pm »
FATHER OF THE YEAR

A man boarded a plane with six kids.

After they got settled in their seats a lady sitting
across the aisle from him leaned over to him
and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
He replied, "No Ma'am, I work for a
Condom company.
These are customer complaints."

WISH I COULD THINK THAT FAST!
 

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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
« Reply #1097 on: August 04, 2012, 01:37:54 pm »
Living in Florida, I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read........."I Miss Detroit"


So, I broke the window, stole the radio and left a note that read.....
"I hope this helps."

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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
« Reply #1098 on: August 05, 2012, 01:59:48 am »

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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
« Reply #1099 on: August 05, 2012, 04:58:19 pm »
Funny.  ;-)

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« Reply #1100 on: August 05, 2012, 09:22:56 pm »
Yeah Adams is a good guy.  Hope he gets on some where and if not he would make a great color analyst for a broadcast team.

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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
« Reply #1101 on: August 06, 2012, 07:55:59 pm »
 

 Sorry about the ads ... it cant be overcome.

 

 

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« Reply #1102 on: August 08, 2012, 01:11:18 pm »
Way to go Jay - didn't want him raising a cheerleader

Clearly excited, Kristin tweeted her fans immediately presumably from her baby birthing suite.
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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
« Reply #1103 on: August 10, 2012, 08:23:53 pm »
Direct Quote from "Larry, the Cable Guy"

"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying, with bad jokes, that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city
5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats who can't swim is a genius."

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« Reply #1104 on: August 12, 2012, 06:27:32 pm »
Eek!  Hold her in there, Knute.

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« Reply #1105 on: August 12, 2012, 06:31:19 pm »
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball Announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball Analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.  In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC President is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer Commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis Commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.  Oh my God, what have I just said?"
 

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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
« Reply #1106 on: August 12, 2012, 10:37:16 pm »
We've got PGI, Pyrotechnic Guild International, having their annual show in our area. They have groups from around the country and world doing fireworks displays, three or  more a night for a week. Tonight was the first night of displays and they are UNreal! Most municipal shows only allow 6" shells in their display. These guys are using up to 12"!! And they are LOUD and unbelievable! It is very very very cool! Going to be more of this Tues, Wed and the big show Fri night. Very cool this is in the area!

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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
« Reply #1107 on: August 13, 2012, 07:30:11 am »
Gas will probably go up another 30 cents...better fill up!

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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
« Reply #1108 on: August 13, 2012, 12:51:08 pm »
Gas went up another buck today, to $5.15/gal!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15)
« Reply #1109 on: August 13, 2012, 01:29:14 pm »
Where the hell do you live?  NYC?  3.35-3.50 in middle tn.