Author Topic: The Sidelines (04.12.11 - 09.10.15) (Read 72433 times)

Jackiejokeman · « **Reply #1005 on:** June 07, 2012, 01:11:54 am »

Packy,

The bird dance ... too much !

packrat · « **Reply #1006 on:** June 07, 2012, 07:16:01 pm »

Ya-know I really believe that you could use some of those bird moves, all calll it "The Bird" and create a sensation on the dance floor.

Jackiejokeman · « **Reply #1007 on:** June 09, 2012, 03:19:06 am »

Packy,

The "Bird".

packrat · « **Reply #1008 on:** June 10, 2012, 05:45:51 pm »

Wanna watch some "hoops"?:

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packrat · « **Reply #1009 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:14:57 pm »

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m.

And was asked where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really?

Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied,
"That would be my wife."

packrat · « **Reply #1010 on:** June 13, 2012, 05:17:44 pm »

My boss phoned me today.

He said, "Is everything okay at the office?"

I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped."

"Can you do me a favor?" he asked.

I said, "Of course, what is it?"

“Pick up the pace a little. I'm in the foursome behind you."